Would You Like to Make 5 Million Dollars A Week Posting a Link On Google?

My name is Kevin Hoeffner and I live in (Auto-Insert Potential Victim’s City Here) with my wife and two great kids. When I lost my job last year I spent almost a year trying to find a real, legitimate way to work at home. Instead, I kept getting scammed over and over and over and over and over and over and over (and over). In March I finally found the only legitimate, scam-free way to work from home. I signed up and made Ten Million Dollars my first week! Needless to say both my wife and I were in total shock. Three weeks later I was making $42,893,622.51 or more EVERY SINGLE WEEK. We were totally blown away, this was more money than I made doing paid surveys!

Here are the basics of what I do. Google pays me between 5 Million Dollars to 53 Million Dollars for every web site link that I post. No one needs to buy anything from me or Google in order to get paid. I just post a link and sit back and wait for my million dollar checks to come in.

I’ve even figured out how to pay desperate workers in economically troubled countries to post the links for as little as 15 cents a piece. Just think, you don’t even have to do the work yourself!

In case you don’t GET the power of this, here’s a little math lesson for you:

Extrapolating that to 52 weeks we are talking some serious money just from posting ONE link a week on Google!

I have a blue calculator

I have a blue calculator

53 Million Dollars – 15 Cents = $42,999,999.85!

53 Million Dollars times 52 = two billion seven hundred fifty-six million dollars in ONE year

Even if you subtract the cost of labor (15 cents per link times 52 links per year = 7.8 U.S. Dollars) you still end up with the extraordinary return of $2,755,999,992.20 working less than one hour per year! (You still have to hire and pay the link-posters).

I bet you wish you had stayed married to me now don’t you Audrey? Well just so you know Mary Steadman and I are doing just fine now and I even changed my name to Kevin Hoeffer to Kevin Hoeffner to free myself from the horrible echoing taunts of your anti-link-posting sarcastic remarks. Ugh. I’m SO glad those days are over.

Anyhow, back to my story…

No one needs to buy anything from me or Google in order to get paid. Hmm. Wait, I already said that.

Here’s a REAL unaltered screenshot from just ONE of my Google accounts showing how I made over 10 Billion Dollars working less than ONE hour a year:

I Make Billions Posting Links On Google

I Make Billions Posting Links On Google

I tend to work from home, but some days I get out and work from a coffee shop or even while standing out in the middle of the highway (I love taking risks!). Its really hard to call it work… I work about 1 to 2 seconds per WEEK on average. When I’m not “working” I get to spend time with my kids and wife doing all the things we always wanted to do…or I guess I should say all the things THEY wanted to do…I have never been so bored in all my life doing the nonsense they call “fun”. And do we ever do what I want to do? No we don’t. Maybe I should make THEM post a link or two so they know what it’s like to live in MY world.

I hated my last job (posting links on Bing), I was stuck in an office, somehow caught up in office drama, or worrying whether next week would be my last. My wife is a teacher so the kids would hit the casinos with Grandma or try to sneak into various daycares without paying and pretend they were “new” there. I read some articles about people making money online, but they talked about having to work crazy hours like 2 or 3 hours a week…forget that!  All the programs I found by searching for “work at home” were total scams. I signed up, did all the steps, but never made any money. Right as I was about to give up all together, I found a winner!

This was the only real way to make money from home.

I signed up and it was really easy… I’m telling you anyone who can tie their shoes can make ridiculous amounts of money with Google. It actually surprises me that people spend as much time online as they do NOT making money! What a bunch of stinking morons! I don’t even make eye contact with people who aren’t making money with Google anymore.

So check it out…After just 3 months I was making over 5 million dollars a week and I’m working 10 seconds a week at most (yeh, I know that’s a crazy workload, but I was doing things really stupidly when I started).

Wow, wow, wow!

Wow, wow, wow!

My Biggest Google Check So Far – $8,214,916.22.
Please watch out for people using my check on other websites.

So you know, after buying all those “work at home” systems I was extremely skeptical of trying another system. Lets be real, I was scammed so many times I almost changed my name to “Mark”. Even after Audrey kept yelling at me to “never waste money on another get rich quick scheme” I took a chance on the Google Super-Easy Fast Income Quick Cash Kit. And once I got my first check I realized – Audrey’s yelling is really kind of annoying.

 

I have so much money I have to smoke it to stay happy

Me smoking my money

Reasons I decided to Make Money with Google:

  • Its easy. All you have to do is post links or pay someone else to post them for you!
  • Free time to hang out at the Casinos with Grandma
  • Hilarious jokes. Google sends me funny jokes by SMS every time someone clicks on one of my links – ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!
  • Spending money – I have so much money that sometimes I just set in on fire and smoke it.

Why this beats everything else:

  • I didn’t need any money to start.
  • Not MLM (Multi-Level Marketing) where you sell stuff to friends and they sell to their friends (who does this?)
  • Easy to start, I got started fast.
  • No learning curve. You don’t have to read anything or learn anything at all
  • You can get started right away, as soon as you get all the various Google Home Biz Cash Kits I tell you to sign up for.

Why are you telling everyone this secret?

Its simple. Even though I’ve provided all this information about my experience, 99.9% of people reading this won’t do anything to better themselves. I created this blog for people that actually want to make money online or want to have enough money that they could set it on fire and smoke it for hours.

This is not a get rich quick scheme. This is a get so ridiculously stinking rich that you can smoke your own money scheme!

**UPDATE July 31, 2009**: When I signed up for these kits I paid $9,423.32 for them but I just found out they are offering all the kits for free – you just have to cover the various $1.95, $2.95, $3.88, etc. shipping charges. I’m not sure when the promotion ends, so you better hurry up and get all the kits listed on this site right now…Thank you Debra for letting me know.

Here are the various kits you will need in order to become a successful Google link-poster like me (it’s important that you get all of them):

  1. Google Cash Kit (just pay $1.95 for shipping)
  2. Google Home Business Kit (just pay $2.99 for shipping)
  3. Easy Google Profits (just pay $1 for shipping)
  4. Make Fast Cash With Google (just pay $3.88 for shipping)
  5. Google Income Explosion (just pay $2.28 for shipping)
  6. Easy Google Home Income (just pay $3.22 for shipping)
  7. Make Money With Google Cash Kit (just pay $1.95 for shipping)
  8. Google Money Revolution (just pay $1.95 for shipping)
  9. Google Income Mastermind (just pay 99 cents for shipping)
  10. Google Riches (just pay $1.97 for shipping)
  11. Google Profit Kit (just pay $1.97 for shipping)
  12. Google Profits (just pay $2.95 for shipping)
  13. Google Money Millionaire (just pay $1.00 for shipping)
  14. Google Web Fortune Profits (just pay $3.95 for shipping)
  15. Google Profit Gateway Money Tree (just pay $3.88 for shipping)
  16. Google Riches from Home (just pay $2.00 for shipping)
  17. Earn Fast Cash With Google (just pay $1.99 for shipping)
  18. Google Easy Profit House (just pay $1.95 for shipping)
  19. Google Monthly Riches (free trial)
  20. Google Internet JackPot Riches (just pay $2 for shipping)
  21. Google Profit Money Kit (just pay $1.22 for shipping)

 

Again, it is important that you get all 21 kits in order for you to be successful like me. Of course, why wouldn’t you get them all? They’re free!

163 Responses to “Would You Like to Make 5 Million Dollars A Week Posting a Link On Google?”

  1. Emily D. Says:

    Hey, I’m just in college right now and have a ton of debt to pay off. My part time job doesn’t do it thanks for the info this looks pretty easy with only having to get 21 free Google kits.

  2. Ravensfly Says:

    I just got my first check for $536. Thanks for nothing. I’m starting to think you’re making up the 5 million dollar thing just to try to scam people.

  3. aojon Says:

    I wanted to add my testimonial on this blog, so here it goes. “I was wary about working from home, because I’d heard horror stories about the Internet. But I’d heard that there were rounds of layoffs coming at my company, so I figured I should do something to try and have a backup should the worst happen. I was amazed when I got your 21 Google kits. It started working right away. By the time the layoffs happened, I was already making more money with Google than the population of several small countries combined. Now I use Google full time and have a great income.
    .
    p.s. that is such B.S. about only working 1 hour per year, but hey, you’re not going to see me complaining about posting a link and bringing in millions any time soon. LOL.

  4. Darrell Says:

    Is this for real?

  5. Money Making Baby Says:

    Money Making Baby

    I’m a tiny, little baby and I made 9 million dollars posting links on Google in just under 3 weeks! If i can make this kind of money while sitting in my diapers I’m sure you can too!
    .
    Thanks, Kevin!!!

  6. DHAMPTON100 Says:

    Saw this blog a few months back. Filled out the online form last night and today I woke up and there was a check for $3,200 in my mailbox. I haven’t even received any of the kits yet!

  7. karmasnow Says:

    I did use the tip. Google ends up paying out in 72 hours. It wasn’t exactly 48 hours you lying S.O.B.

  8. StylishG Says:

    hey broski this *@# was so easy…I still can’t believe it…hahaha I love this stuff I’m never workin a real job again!
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    What exactly am I doing again?

  9. Jordan55 Says:

    ok all I’m going to say is if you haven’t tried this yet….you’re an idi** :-)

  10. Gary T Says:

    Jordan55 – you’re the idi** for blabbing your whole big mouth about all of this. no kidding, I NEVER thought it would be so easy, thanks for this much appreciated

  11. GaryW Says:

    Just a follow up, got my kit and already see a couple hundred dollars in my google account – this is ridiculous!!! It’s nothing like the 5 freaking million dollars you claim you’re making. You said I didn’t have to open the kit or even learn anything, right?

  12. Mark in Oklahoma Says:

    I took your advice and ordered the 21 kits. I actually went through the information immediately. It is so freaking boring that I just about lost my mind. On a positive note, though, I have a nice new collection of various malware programs now and was able to completely destroy my hard drive. I’m pretty excited about what I see already. Thanks for your advice.

  13. Jim Says:

    Wow, great story. I love the part where you and Audrey were trapped in a cave with a pack of hungry wolves and barely escaped by posting a link on Google.
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    I can’t even believe she still made fun of you after that!

  14. Estella Says:

    Great! I’ve gotten my money wired already. Came in faster than you can say 4-1-9!

  15. Megan Says:

    I’m surprised nobody has posted a comment lately! I just bought one of these google things started making money the minute I pressed the “Get My Kit” button!

  16. Davis Says:

    Just a quick notice about this thing. It does work but you have to be alive in order to get paid. I’m dead and Google is refusing to pay me.

  17. Diane Says:

    How lucky is he to have found this opportunity!?!?!

  18. Train your dog to post links! Says:

    dog posting links

    It’s a bit tricky to train your dogs, cats, or other pets to post links on Google, but it definitely is possible.
    .
    If you already have a pet this can be a great way to help them contribute to the family income.

  19. Martha Says:

    So I just wanted to tell people. I used both and barely knew how to turn my computer on. It took me about 3 days to start making some good money. they teach you everything you need to know – except that part about how to make money, but all of the rest of the training is AWESOME!

  20. Brittany Says:

    Hey, I’m 19 and in college, is this something I can do? I don’t mean the Google kit stuff, I mean college. I’m thinking of trying to get a degree in financial accounting. Do you think I can do it?

  21. Jordan Says:

    This is pretty freakin cool. I’ve tried about a dozen work from home things, these are the only ones that have had such a big return. I returned ALL 21 kits!
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    And I thought I couldn’t go wrong when working hand in hand with a HUGE company like Google!
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    Idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot!!! Ugh. I hate myself.

  22. Martin Says:

    I’m so glad this isn’t the normal “Get Rich Quick” thing. This is a really COOL Get Rich Quick thing. It still don’t work at all, but it’s cool, man.

  23. Comments closed due to abusive spam Says:

    Heh, heh, heh. I just posted as “comments closed to abusive spam”. LOL.

  24. Jenny Says:

    This is great. My husband’s job is pretty secure, but man the guy is a complete jerk and I’ve been looking for some good ways to force us into insurmountable debt. Looks like those 21 trial kits could be JUST the thing.
    .
    I cannot WAIT until he sees next months credit card statement. He is going to sh**!

  25. Sheila Says:

    I am always skeptical about things like this, has anyone else made any money yet? I’m assuming that someone just telling me they made money would constitute absolute proof in a situation like this, otherwise my question would be pointless right?

  26. J Fong Says:

    I heard about this from a friend only I don’t know what Google is. I tried Googling it, but still can’t figure it out.

  27. Damo Says:

    I really want to post a screenshot of my Google account but ONLY if everyone promises NOT to say “Holy Cow, Damo!”. I am SO sick and TIRED of people saying “Holy Cow, Damo!”
    .
    I’ll tell you what…if you promise not to say “Holy Cow, Damo!” I promise not to use the word “Whopping” in my comments.

  28. Mark Says:

    Ha. I hear you Jenny.
    .
    I actually got this for my Dad. He’s retired and was a complete a-hole to me all my life. I put like 900 different free trials on his credit cards without him knowing. I’m guessing he’s gonna get hit for about a hundred thou before he even knows what’s going on.

  29. Wizkid09 Says:

    Just thought everyone should know, you do have to know how to use the computer a little bit, so if you can’t say, manually update windows registries, write complex macros, partition your hard drive, understand how to do port forwarding, then this might not be for you.

  30. Dan Says:

    Does anyone know if you have to install all the malware programs that come on the free disks in order to make this work?

  31. Rob Says:

    So let me get this straight, I can work from home, Don’t have to apply, and can make over 5 Million Dollars a Week?
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    What’s not to love?

  32. Michael Says:

    Does anyone know if you have to have any programs or a certain computer to make this work?

  33. Landen Says:

    Hey Michael, the answer is No. Any computer you have will work, I currently use this system on a Child’s LeapFrog 22325 ClickStart My First Computer which I bought for a bout 30 bucks.

  34. sweer Says:

    This is so Great. Where do I join. Only one dollar for millions. This sounds real great.

  35. Kevin Says:

    The great thing is you only have to post ONE link! Who can resist?

  36. Comments Closed Due To Spam (back soon) Says:

    Heh, heh, heh…got y’all again. Just posted as “Comments Closed Due To Spam (back soon)”.

    LOL!

    I’m so great. :-)

  37. Tyrone Says:

    Saw this blog a few months back. Just wanted to let you know how thankful I am. I just got a check for very close to $11,500,000 from Google. At first I was submitting the links myself, but then I figured out how to train small birds indigenous to my area to carry the links to Google and lay them on top of and in between various web properties.
    .
    It’s important to use birds indigenous to your area as they help foster a more balanced and suitable habitat for the growth of your adsense income.

  38. Pat Kennedy Says:

    So can you really make money posting links online without any computer skills or knowledge? I had heard that to make money online, you need to be able to program websites. I’m pretty computer illiterate-I can barely turn your computer on! Is this program for me?

  39. Dev Adam Says:

    Pat:
    .
    I’m confused. Who’s computer are you trying to turn on? You said, “I can barely turn your computer on!” That doesn’t make any sense. Or do you have some sort of powers of remote telekinesis that the rest of us don’t know about?
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    Anyhow, if you know how to search on Google, you’ve got all the knowledge you need to make money posting links.
    .
    I don’t have a lot of computer skills either, so I asked my nephew Mike Steadman to help set up my computer. He even installed all the malware for me.

  40. Dev Adam Says:

    Kevin, I wanted to comment here to thank you for everything. What you’ve written here to help ordinary people succeed is the most extraordinary bullcrap I’ve read in my entire life.
    .
    Here’s my review of the 21-Gun Salute Google Cash Kit Secret program. Before I found your site, I had to work as a greeter at Wal-mart 96 hours a week to support myself and my toy poodle “poppa”.
    .
    I’m retired, but Social Security just wasn’t enough for me to live on. I stumbled on your site from a blog comment and broke my hip and am now considering suing you for a grand total of 32 Billion Dollars and 23 percent of any and all future link-posting revenue.

  41. Holy Cow, Damo! Says:

    Heh, heh, heh!
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    I just posted as “Holy Cow, Damo!”
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    I am sooooooo cool! I ROCK!!!!

  42. admin Says:

    Wow. Sorry guys. I fell asleep posting a link and woke up surprised to see so many comments.
    .
    Normally I don’t even post my own links any more, but I was sort of missing the good ol’ days.

  43. Mom Says:

    Hey, does anyone object to me saying, “Holy cow Dianne! Thanks for posting that screen shot, you just gave me the inspiration I needed. Wow! :-)
    .
    I know nobody named Dianne actually posted a screenshot, but I really wanted to say “Holy cow” to someone but give proper respect to Damo.
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    Also, I wanted some inspiration.

  44. Jonathan Says:

    I wonder how well this will work if I only do it a couple hours at night? I still have my day job( which I would love to quit, lol ), but right now I only have time for a couple hours a night. Ill reply back and let you guys know!
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    Also can anyone explain why I put “lol” after saying “which I would love to quit”? It makes me seem like a complete bozo.

  45. Justine Says:

    This almost seems to good! But hey, with this economy i’ll try anything! I even might try to learn how to spell the word “too”!

  46. Michael Says:

    This is a pretty cool article. I like that fact that it has nothing at all to do with Google. It makes things so much easier when you can pretend to be dealing with a big company like Google and then put gigantic disclaimers in really tiny print saying that Google has nothing to do with the system.
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    Awesome!

  47. Stanley Says:

    I was homeless,sleeping in my local library when I saw dis ad on google,I bummed enough change to pay the librarian to order it for me.Three days later,I am now sailing off the coast of Florida swordfishing.I made over $450,000 in two days!!Boy is that librarian gonna be mad when she checks her credit card statement next month and sees over $2400 worth of charges from this programs’ fine print,but,who cares,I never have to work again.

  48. admin Says:

    Ha, ha, ha. Librarians are so gullible!

  49. suckeru Says:

    I just posted links 2 seconds ago and Google paid me $52,999. WOW!!! I can’t believe this actually works. Now I can buy an island in Costa Rica in a few weeks. Once I make 5 million dollars in 2 months, I would be able to hob nob with Donald Trunp.

  50. suckeru Says:

    Hey everyone, I just posted no links and still made $35,847 in 5 minutes. Do you think I should give up my job as a supermarket cashier?

  51. Eric Says:

    I always knew that I would be a successful entrepreneur one day, and I want to thank you for making it happen. Just want to post a pic of my check to inspire others in a slump. You guys can make it happen, just believe it. Got this check for $5.00

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  53. no-longer-homeless-stu Says:

    I just want to thank you for the enlighting post, my co-worker (I call him Sloppy) where I help clean rental offices spaces showed me your link, and I posted a few links with their computers, and BLAM, now I’m no longer homeless, not to mention I don’t need to steal office supplies anymore! Wow it was so amazing, not only did I get a cheque for $38,354 in the first day, the cheque was delivered by this super hot DHL chick, who is my fiancee now.
    You, sir, are a LIFE CHANGER! I’m going to go out to buy a 3rd world country now and run it with my best mate Sloppy.

  54. Matt Soreco Says:

    Bing is paying double.

  55. Georges W. Says:

    mmhh sounds like a scam.

  56. Disappointing-So-Far Derek Says:

    Hey whats the story? I purchased this system off you for 99 cents last week and got my cheque from Google yesterday, but it was only for $300!
    .
    You promised I was going to be a millionaire, where is the rest of my dough?
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    I’ve put an hour of my life into this and all I’ve got so far is $300??
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    Not good enough. I would like a refund please.
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    - Derek.

  57. Kevin Says:

    Derek,
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    My guess is that you are trying too hard. With this system the less you work the more you make. An hour would be a LIFETIME of posting links IMHO.

  58. fakejake Says:

    I am a billionaire already, so i am here wasting my time. The only ones here are those without money or with lots of it. If you are not one of these, please leave immediately to go do your boring jobs and whine about your paycheck.

  59. Smith Says:

    Hi Kevin,,,
    I visited your profile and got something imp from your hobbies. You have written
    ” manufacturing pipes, writing fake news stories, and coming up with new and innovative ways to hide monthly charges on negative option offers. ”
    That mean this story is also fake…..YOU LIAR…

  60. Marco Says:

    Has anyone seen Damo?

  61. Kevin Says:

    You caught me, Smith.
    .
    What can I say. No, really. What can I say? I’m kind of left speechless by that comment.
    .
    Oh well…back to posting links on Google.

  62. Betty Says:

    I think this is great and will come in really handy right now. I’m not the best computer user but I think I can post links!!! :)
    .
    Hmmm. I just found out I’m not even capable of doing that. :-(

  63. Jean Fourne Says:

    God bless the day I saw this blog, I was unemployed and broke. The first Google check may be less than expected (500k USD for me) but be sure next ones will be so much more. For example, my last check was 14.5 millions. Everyone thinkng this is a scam should listen to their heart and ask Jesus about it.

  64. Bharpreet Singh Says:

    I just Read it and Wanna know more about it How I can be a Millionair

  65. Steve Says:

    Last night i had a breakthrough!
    .
    After decades of work, i have finally made a refridgerator that runs on it’s own. All you have to do is plug it in to the wall outlet for 5 minutes and then unplug and it keeps everything inside cold – even when you open the door.
    I am calling it 4evercold.
    .
    I am signing up dealers now for a low introductory price. Oh, did i mention that if you sign up dealers, you will get a share of their profit, and if they in turn sign up dealers, you will earn even more…for doing very little.

  66. LOL Says:

    lol, nice. just been laughin my a$$ off at some of the idiots posting here. damnit, humanity’s stupid. heres a little experiment i wanna do, i call it ‘Chlorine In The Gene Pool’ HEY, YOU! WANNA EARN $50,000,000 WITH TWO EASY STEPS? NUMBER ONE – BUY LOADED PISTOL! NUMBER TWO – POINT AT FACE AND PULL TRIGGER! THERE YOU GO, $50,000,000 WILL FLY OUT! GOOD LUCK! — I am not responsible for any injuries recieved due to attempting this method —

  67. whatever Says:

    You are funny, lolz…

  68. whatever Says:

    Stupidity has no limits, lol,,,,some people find it legit…hahahaha…

  69. Sharon Anderson Says:

    Hay, I am clueless. I get all 21 kits, then what do I do with them ? How do I get them. I do not have a web site.

  70. Kevin Says:

    Sharon,
    .
    It’s important to keep in mind that everything about this Google money making system works as if “by magic”. And remember a magician never reveals his secrets…including the secret of how to get the kits!

  71. Laid of Pipe Manufacturing Rep Says:

    I don’t know why you guys are treating this Kevin Hoeffner guy as if he’s some sort of link-posting rockstar. I just lost my job as an account manager at a pipe manufacturing company.
    .
    Do you guys even bother to read the headlines these days? If you did you wouldn’t think this Hoeffner guy was so great. Here, I’ll save you the trouble since apparently you’re too dim to fully understand the full economic implcations of this easy money scheme:
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    Google link-poster destroys pipe manufacturing industry

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    Basically, this guy has single-handedly destroyed an entired industry.
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    This is what you call a “hero”? Sheesh. Wake up folks!

  72. Grega M. Says:

    Uau, that is super cool.
    And while working from home, I can also lose fat.

  73. Nadine Says:

    On the news it said sites like these were a scam, but I never believe the news anyhow, except a few good sites like Chicago-Extra.com, TomorrowsNewsToday.com, and any site that ends with GazetteNews, NewsGazette or the misspelled word “hearld”.

  74. Claire Says:

    I am thinking of getting the MacBook Air if I can post the Google links on the air?
    .
    Does anyone know the answer?

  75. John Says:

    Claire,
    .
    You don’t really post the links on your computer. You use your computer to post the links on Google. But you may want to think twice about buying the MacBook Air. I just saw this video which brought up some pretty serious problems with that computer:

  76. Janet Says:

    I think my Twitter account was hacked today and someone sent some sort of link-posting scam site to all my followers.
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    Is that something we can learn to do in one of these Google money making courses?

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  78. Kevin Says:

    Janet,
    .
    I believe Twitter hacking is covered in a few of the Google kits. But honestly, you don’t really need to do any of that to make the kind of money I’m talking about here.
    .
    You just have post links.
    .
    Just think “K.I.S.S.”

  79. Donna Says:

    Did anyone answer the question about “How lucky is he to have found this opportunity!?!?!” I didn’t see an answer to that question posted anywhere.

  80. Frank Says:

    Kevin!
    .
    Did you and Mary Steadman finally tie the knot?
    .
    I was just reading a fake news article at NewsBoston6.com and it showed a check from “Mary Hoeffer”.
    .
    Does that mean you’ve also gone back to your old Kevin Hoeffer name?

  81. Kevin Says:

    Hey Frank
    .
    Yeh, I saw that, too.
    .
    I’ll just say you can’t necessarily trust everything you see on the internet and leave it at that.

  82. gregw Says:

    I have all 3 CD’s, Google cash formula, Free EBay wealth, and the Gov Grants to Riches. Pacific Webworks sent them to me for cheeeeeeaaaaappp!
    Now that I have my first billion I want to share it!

  83. Perfectly Droll Says:

    Fantastic. I’m up for it!

    But surely these comments are usually closed, because of spam.
    And nasty people.
    And distasteful remarks.
    …er.

  84. Kevin Says:

    Usually, yes.
    .
    But this is my new experment. That’s the beauty of being a billionaire. You can do whatever the h*** you want…even leave comments open!

  85. Confused Says:

    Kevin,
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    I’m a bit confused about what this system is. I’ve seen so many of these now and I just don’t get which way to go is the best way to get started.
    .
    At first I was thinking about posting links on Google, but then a few sites said their kits would teach me how to post links for Google and I’ve even seen some sites saying I can make money just posting a link on Google.
    .
    I’d rather just post a link and be done with the whole thing, but I’m definitely willing to work at it if it’s not a scam or something like that.

  86. The Grammar Police Says:

    Excuse me, but can someone explain why all these story talk about people losing their “boring” jobs? Are the jobs boring or not?
    .
    I’m reporting you to the Gallery of Misused Quotation Marks!!!

  87. Kevin Says:

    Gee, Mikey. I’m “sorry”.

  88. Mikey Says:

    This site is lame. It hasn’t even been seen on ABC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, or USA Today.
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    Sorry man, I just can’t believe anything on a site that hasn’t been trusted by the major news orgs.

  89. Jimmy Hatt Says:

    Dude, I’ve used this product. Not only did I make an butt-load of cash it also cured my gout! Peace out!

  90. Carolyn Says:

    hope this works because i really hate my boss
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    and i hate pickles

  91. Julia Says:

    How long did it take you to get started.. like forever or what?

  92. Kevin Says:

    Julia,
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    Some people start earning cash upon submitting the order button for their kit, but honestly it did take me forever to get started. Well, approximately forever anyhow.

  93. Bowden Says:

    this sounds perfect for me because even though i can work at home the kids take up alot of time, what with having to feed them and all

  94. want to trade life.. Says:

    Hello Kevin..

    How do i get started? there is not button to click..

  95. Kevin Says:

    @want to trade life – let me talk to Damo and John L. about that. They told me they were going to be passing around the giant yellow envelope to collect credit cards to pay for the trial offers.
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    Don’t worry. We promise to give them back.

  96. dealer wins Says:

    Wow I have just finished reading your blog literally 5 minutes ago and alrealy a courier has just delivered my 1st cheque from Google. It was only $12555.00 but I am overjoyed. OMG hes back with another cheque, hold on im just signing for it…
    $29547.00 now.

    Thanks for posting this, and getting over $40K just reading it makes me feel wobbly thinking how much I will be earning once I get the 21 kits.

    Thank you so much, you have changed my life in 5 minutes.

  97. Kevin Says:

    Listen to “dealer wins” folks. Proof once again that you don’t have to know anything or do anything to make huge money with Google.

  98. chavinez Says:

    I migrated here to the United States back in ’82 and didn’t speak a word of English. I was working as a strawberry field picker earning $2 USD every day. Man that was a nice paycheck considering I was making about $.50 a week washing windshields of cars driving by on the border. I saved up my money for a month and asked my brother Jose(who spoke English, he was in the US for about 5 yrs at this point)to translate this page. After understanding the programs, I gave all of my money(literally all of it) to buy these programs. Strange thing was…when i woke up the next day, I instantaneously had the ability to read and write in Enlish as well as having an understanding of spelling, grammar and proper conjugations. Plus I knew how to solve advanced derivatives and advanced integration. I applied them to my practices which included…Business, Mathematical Theories, Biotechnology, Metallurgical Engineering and Nanotechnology. I gained Top Secret and Confidential Information Clearance from sources I could tell you of…but I’d have to kill you. Anyway…I made around 50 million dollars or so, but to make a long story short…I got deported and my funds were seized by the government for reasons I shouldn’t dive into… It was the greatest and most significant time of my life! Thanks Buddy! -Chavi

  99. John Says:

    Just to let every know, this is a load of shit! come on, a BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR??? SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!! it’s 100% fake and anyone who believes this scam I feel sorry for cuz they’re a bunch of poor saps with no real lives!

  100. Luckiest Man Alive Says:

    I made $100,000,000,000,000 last month from using your exact system. I can’t believe how easy it was. Definitely not a scam. I have never been scammed. There are no scams on the internet. Now I am learning how to fly and getting pretty good at it. I don’t mean planes… I am literally learning how to fly myself. It’s a great system I invented for learning how to do it. I think I will write an ebook and sell it for $97 so others can learn too. Do you think that’s a good idea?
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    LOL, this site is great! Very original idea.

  101. Kevin Says:

    @John: I take it you won’t be ordering the 21 Google Kits then?
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    @Luckiest Man Alive: I would like to know how to fly like that and I think a lot of other people would like to know, too.
    .
    A couple of things, I would also convert into a 15 part DVD video course (even if techically you could fit the whole thing on one DVD), create a manual and maybe a journal (the journal wouldn’t have to be anything fancy – maybe you on each page you could just a have yes/no checkboxes and the question “Did I fly”?
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    Also make sure to put each DVD in it’s own case and print pages of the manual on only one side. That way you will increase the “thud” factor and be able to charge significantly more for the exact same material.

  102. Gene Says:

    I have downloaded google as explained and anything i enter brings me back to the order page. Is it because i have aol?

  103. Kevin Says:

    Dear Gene, e-mail Google at piracy@google.com and tell them that you have downloaded Google and ask if the order page is for ordering an installation of it on your domain.

  104. Michael Says:

    This is funny! Thanks for the laugh!

  105. Michael Says:

    Forgot to add this:

    I can’t believe that people are thinking that this is REAL. Wake up people!

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  107. Early Learning Says:

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  108. DamoFanClub Says:

    Hey Damo,
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    If you’re still watching and reading this we just want to say “We love you, Damo!” and we hope to be able to give you a “Holy Cow, Damo!” in person soon.
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    Kisses!

  109. Kevin Says:

    @Dolly Yiu & Early Learning: Thanks for being precedent-setters. I’m officially declaring that the only spam messages I’m gonna allow through on this blog are ones that say:
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    “I just couldnt leave your website before saying that I really enjoyed the quality information you offer to your visitors… Will be back often to check up on new stuff you post!”
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    Anyone else who wants to post “I just couldnt leave your website before saying that I really enjoyed the quality information you offer to your visitors… Will be back often to check up on new stuff you post!” feel free to do so and “I’ll get you approved immediately.”

  110. zone alarm firewall Says:

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  111. Wendi Heinzmann Says:

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  113. martin Says:

    this is such a scam

  114. Kevin Says:

    @zone alarm firewall: Thanks zone alarm firewall. Glad you liked it zone alarm firewall. You don’t by any chance know where I might find zonealarmfirewall do you? I’m really hoping to find zonealarmfirewall soon.
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    @Wendi Heinzmann: You might try Certified Acai to stop all that spam. If you are looking to find Certified Acai just click on the link attached to your name there in the post and you will find out all about Certified Acai.
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    @martin: “such as a scam” as what?

  115. Joey Buttafuco Says:

    Joey here…Why do you promote such scams like this…You and Kevin are such scumbags. (You can see Kevin’s website @ http://www.blogspersonal.com/?1=pt&2=clks&3=1222#), which has similar information regarding Google.

    ALL OF THIS IS A SCAM….DON’T DO IT. THEY WILL STEAL YOUR LIFE FORTUNE…..THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS….

  116. Kevin Says:

    @Joey Buttafuco: Are you kidding me? That so-called “Kevin Hoeffer” site is crap. First of all the guy is only claiming to make $5,000 a month posting a link on Google whereas I am teaching people how I made 10 BILLION dollars in one year posting a link on Google.
    .
    Let’s see. $5,000 a month is $60,000 a year.
    .
    $60,000 a year? I am talking about BILLIONS here and with only a few SECONDS of work involved! In fact 10 Billion dollars a year works out to just over $1,140,795.89 per hour which I’m sure you’ve already worked out by now.

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  119. Lou Says:

    I’m interested,how can I join?I’m from the Philippines.

    Thanks and have a nice day!

  120. Elvis Leisenring Says:

    I thought it was going to be some boring old post, but it really compensated for my time. I will post a link to this page on my blog. I am sure my visitors will find that very useful.

  121. rex Says:

    what a load of shite it doesnt work and its 79 quid per month just for one kit

  122. Kevin Says:

    @rex: Well, duh, rex.
    .
    Sounds like you only grabbed one kit instead of all 21 of them.

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  125. Matt Says:

    so if this google stuff if really working for you… and your actually making billions…
    you wouldn’t mind giving me a 50,000 start-up investment would ya? lemme know :)

  126. Floyd Kleckner Says:

    Just thought i would comment and say neat design, did you code it yourself? Looks great.

  127. dave Says:

    omg – what a bunch of liars

  128. Martha Grossberg Says:

    I was just talking with my friend about this the other day at lunch . Don’t remember how in the world we landed on the topic actually , they brought it up. I do recall eating a amazing chicken salad with sunflower seeds on it. I digress…

  129. Gus Coodey Says:

    Hi..I am reading your page for a few days now is there any way to subscribe by email

  130. Zacman Says:

    I no like you make fun of de google cash link job. I do so mush money with de cash link U gelous for me I no.

    U no scam like me so I make de money more dan U. HAHA for U and me! No more make de fun or I scam U more!

  131. Kevin Says:

    @Gus: You have to subscribe to my email list through Tivo. I have a special arrangement with their video-on-demand service.

  132. Angry Peanut Says:

    Kevin, wtf, man? Now I see you pushing some sort of online business deal? Was this whole Google link-posting thing just a scam or what?

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  134. Grade Acai Says:

    Can I order more then one at a time?

  135. Kevin Says:

    Grade Acai,

    Currently you can only order 21 kits at once.

  136. Kevin Says:

    @Elvia Singleton: Laudable, schmaudable.

  137. Profit Site Says:

    Am I able to cancel the order inside 30 days if I decide to not keep it?

  138. Petri Says:

    10 Billion Dollars? I dont think so! Dont magnify! Impossible!

  139. Bert Broadwell Says:

    This post was mentioned on Facebook by Richard Hawkesford.

  140. Amy Says:

    Grade Acai,

    Currently you can only order 21 kits at once.

  141. Marva Topolinski Says:

    I really enjoyed your article and would like to know if I provide a link back to your site if I can use your article on one of my sites?

  142. Kevin Says:

    @Marva: Yes, but only if you promise to use the word “onomatopoeia” three times within the article.

  143. Katharina Fitzgerlad Says:

    Greetings! I just read your article and We loved it. I was wondering if you are intending to write more articles to go together with this one?

  144. Kevin Says:

    Katharina,

    Do you mean more articles to go with your spam post here?

  145. Adrianna Says:

    Am I able to cancel the order inside 30 days if I decide to not keep it?

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  147. Jobu Says:

    I just got fired my job as a cow technician. In case you don’t know what that is, I am the guy who hooks the thing that milks the milk out of the cows nipple, onto the cows nipples. I hit the switch and pump milk out.

    Apparently, if you damage the cows utters while at this job they fire you. Apparently, it’s bad to get red into the white…

    Anyway, enough about me…I want to change my life.

    I have a question. Using this program can I replace my income of $7.15 per hour?

    But, by replacing I mean… I want to make $500,000 a year or more. So I guess I am really replacing a lot more than just replacing my regular income. Does that make sense?

    I am really ready to do something else. I’ve lived in the country since I was a little boy. I just worry that simply posting something called a “link” whatever that is… can’t be real. But, by seeing all these other comments and reading this feedback maybe it is. So I’m ready to place my order.

    I was just hoping someone would put some feedback for me on here if I can replace my income. Which is again replacing my income to the tenth power.

    Thanks for the cool site and thanks for taking the time to read this. Off to have my Old Milwaukee…..

  148. mark Says:

    this is fake

  149. Julia Gifford Says:

    I would really like to think that this is true. But, isn’t there some hidden costs as well. After you pay for the shipping. They charge your credit card monthly as well? Wish it were true. But very skeptical.

  150. Kevin Says:

    Julia,

    You’re correct that might charge your credit card simultaneously every month for all the trial kits you have to get, but you have to think about what money is for – to spend right – and what better way then to sink thousands of dollars of your hard-earned cash into one of the most infamous opportunities of our time!

  151. admin please contact me Says:

    ok i dont really understandbut i really want to do this please contact me for help, i beg u im just tryin to make like 5 million and quit

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  153. Laurine Stuckert Says:

    I have been using Buysellads from long time and I must say it’s an amazing network for publishers and advertisers. This alone system is making almost 450$+ for me…

  154. Kevin Says:

    That’s what I always tell people Laurine: “Money is where you find it!”

  155. Kevin Says:

    It’s all laid out right here, buddy. Just remember that the more kits you buy the more money you make!

  156. Anderson Ransdell Says:

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  157. Kevin Says:

    That Mortimer Adler guy sounds like a riot – probably doesn’t even know how to read a book.

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  160. Kevin Says:

    Definitely, definitely it’s the most important information for you. It’s your mega-kit-ticket to financial freedom. Glad you thought the articles was so great.

  161. Kevin Says:

    Dude. Good idea. People could take out a bunch of payday loans to buy the Google Biz Kits, but I don’t agree with you about scamming the lenders like that with the postdated check trick. That’s not cool at all, IMHO!

  162. Snail Says:

    What if I’m a snail can I still use this method will it take longer for me

  163. Kevin Says:

    In the past, no…you could not use the method. But the great news is that in todays world of link-posting opportunities you will find many sites telling you that you can post links OFFLINE, too, so you could easily drop links as you snail about. Just look for THIS text on Google to find 2 positions in your area:

    “If you want, there are many companies that allow you to post links offline, so you don’t even need a computer! I demonstrated how it’s done online simply because that’s what most people choose to do these days, but you can post links offline too.”

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