The Kevin Hoeffner Experiment
Would You Like to Make 5 Million Dollars a Week Posting a LINK…on Google?
Would You Like to Make 5 Million Dollars a Week Posting a LINK…on Google?

My name is Kevin Hoeffner. Recently divorced from Audrey and am now in a serious relationship with Mary Steadman.
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I lost my job as a boring account rep for a manufacturing company several thousand times by now and have made billions teaching people how to make $5000 a month posting a link on Google.
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Always the visionary, I am now working on a revolutionary system where I can get just a ridiculous number of people to somehow bizarrely believe that I am actually making 5 Million Dollars a Week Posting a Link on Google...and that "they can too!"
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My hobbies include manufacturing pipes, writing fake news stories, and coming up with new and innovative ways to hide monthly charges on negative option offers.
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I also enjoy closing comments due to abusive spam and chasing John L. and his giant yellow envelope all over the internet.
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